Our club is located in the lower level of a residence,
in a residential neighborhood. We ask that you please respect both those who
live in our house and, even more importantly, our neighbors,
who have an absolute right to the same quiet, undisturbed life that you enjoy in
your own home and your own neighborhood.
In order to ensure that we remain in the good
graces of our neighbors, we urge you to follow these rules:
Do not park in any driveway
under any circumstances (including our own driveway, which is used by
the people who live in this house). Park only on the street.
Do not park in front of any house's
If you pass us and need to turn around,
please do NOT use a neighbor's driveway for this purpose. You
may perform a three-point turn somewhere where it does not bother
others or, even better, drive around the block.
The owner of the house directly across
the street from us has requested that nobody park in front of any part
of his property. Please honor his wishes and do not park in any street
space adjacent to his property. Park on OUR side of the
street or well clear of his property.
While outside, please keep conversation and
other noise to a quiet minimum, especially at night.
Do not, under any circumstances, argue with our
neighbors. Should they ask you to do anything -- move your car, park
closer to the curb, park farther from the curb, etc. -- regardless of
what they ask or how unfair you think it is, please do it cheerfully
and without question. They live here; you do not.
Please ensure that you and everyone in your
party adhere to these rules at all times. Every time a neighbor
of ours is antagonized or inconvenienced, even if only slightly, it
becomes a bit harder for us to continue operating in this location. If it
happens frequently enough, we could actually be forced to close our doors
forever. We reserve the right to bar people who violate these
rules from the club.